Sunday, March 11, 2007

No time for studying...

Danny and I worked ourselves to death (and I haven't studied at all!) --- here's what we accomplished this weekend:

- finished painting the bedroom (trim/doors)
- installed new cellular shades in BR
- installed new fluorescent light in garage (man, is it bright!)
- planted some annuals and perinnial bulbs in front flower bed, around tree, and around mailbox
- applied weed killer (not grass killer) to entire lawn, front and backyard
- cleaned out pond, refilled, planted water lilies and cattails from package bought at Wal-Mart

Here are some pictures of the projects (still in progress):

BEFORE & AFTER:


LANDSCAPING:




GARAGE:

Friday, March 09, 2007

Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

I just watched Borat...

it is beyond description.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

OK Go - Do What You Want (wallpaper version)

These guys make the best vidoes...

Do what you want

(Since youtube won't let me post videos anymore on here, i'll have to settle for a link.)

When you've got to go...











There's No "P" in Tom Hanks

Like a racehorse!

Score: 100% (10 out of 10)

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Scary Poppins!

Friday, March 02, 2007

Zeroes

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Wanna be a teacher?

...just look what you can do!

*Check out the advertisements to the left of the article!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Al's Inconvenient Truth

Al Gore’s Personal Energy Use Is His Own “Inconvenient Truth”
Gore’s home uses more than 20 times the national average
Last night, Al Gore’s global-warming documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, collected an Oscar for best documentary feature, but the Tennessee Center for Policy Research has found that Gore deserves a gold statue for hypocrisy.
Gore’s mansion, located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES).
In his documentary, the former Vice President calls on Americans to conserve energy by reducing electricity consumption at home.
The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. In 2006, Gore devoured nearly 221,000 kWh—more than 20 times the national average.
Last August alone, Gore burned through 22,619 kWh—guzzling more than twice the electricity in one month than an average American family uses in an entire year. As a result of his energy consumption, Gore’s average monthly electric bill topped $1,359.
Since the release of An Inconvenient Truth, Gore’s energy consumption has increased from an average of 16,200 kWh per month in 2005, to 18,400 kWh per month in 2006.
Gore’s extravagant energy use does not stop at his electric bill. Natural gas bills for Gore’s mansion and guest house averaged $1,080 per month last year.
“As the spokesman of choice for the global warming movement, Al Gore has to be willing to walk the walk, not just talk the talk, when it comes to home energy use,” said Tennessee Center for Policy Research President Drew Johnson.
In total, Gore paid nearly $30,000 in combined electricity and natural gas bills for his Nashville estate in 2006.

what a jackass...

http://www.tennesseepolicy.org/main/article.php?article_id=367

http://www.usatoday.com/news/opinion/editorials/2006-08-09-gore-green_x.htm

Friday, February 23, 2007

So is there a Jedi Frat or something?

This is so bizarre, yet so awesome....

Jedi Trash

my favorite part is when the cops show up...

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I need to join one of these....

Nap Club a hit at university

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — The idea of a nap club at Indiana University South Bend started out as a joke. Then some people slept on it.

Students Michael Duttlinger and Joe Spencer, president and vice president, respectively, point to studies that say napping can heighten creativity, boost memory and increase alertness.

The Nap Club consists of a quiet room with the shades drawn, a few desks and chairs, and six air mattresses, purchased through a small sum allotted to campus clubs.

Up to 15 people can come in to doze. A moderator wakes them up at the appropriate time and "makes sure no one messes with you or your stuff," Duttlinger says.

The room is open from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday through Thursday.

So far, the club has attracted a steady stream of nappers, and there are 30 to 35 people on its e-mail list.

The club started simply enough.

"We were being funny and talking about starting a club, and I'm, like, 'What should we do?'" recalls Duttlinger.

Spencer suggested Duttlinger do something he liked, and napping came to mind.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

why the hell...

So I've been trying to watch Medium tonight, but it's taking everything I've got to get through it. Not because the story is bad, but they keep playing some damn song over and over and over and over in it! What the hell is up with that? Really annoying. The song really sucks too. I remember one other time they did it (it was some horrible dixie chicks song then) on an episode a couple of years ago. They only play about one 30 second segment of a song and play it about 25 times over the course of the hour long show.

just annoys the living crap out of me....

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

New Motto

Tonight I came up with my motto (at least to get me through finals week):

I put the "try" in optometry.

That is all.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

Eye Allergy Study

If you weren't already aware, I have been participating in an eye allergy study. The official title of the study is: "A Multi-Center Randomized, Double-Masked, Placebo-Controlled Evaluation of the Efficacy and Safety of K-Lens as Compared to Placebo Lens in the Prevention of Allergic Conjunctivitis in a Population of Allergic Contact Lens Wearers in the Conjunctival Allergen Challenge (CAC) Model"

Yesterday I had my fourth of five office visits. This was the one that actually tested the lens. Up until this point I was only given regular 1-Day Acuvue lenses to wear daily. Yesterday I was randomly assigned one of three combinations: 1) two placebo lenses, 2) two investigational K-lenses, or 3) one of each. I wore them for 12 hours and then the allergen testing process began, as before. Pretty much what they do is use a micropipette of a measured dosage (depending on the individual's sensitivity) of a specific allergen and dispense it into each eye. Over 20 minutes of increasing itchiness/redness, we are asked to rate our itching, swelling of lids, tearing, etc. Then they examine the eyes (inside and out) for changes from the baseline (pre-allergen). Well, I think that there is convincing evidence that I had one of each lens yesterday. What was my first indication? How about my right eye being dilated for several hours. Later evidence was that there was absolutely zero itching, swelling, etc. with the allergen in the right eye, but typical (from previous test dates) results in the left eye. Possible side effects listed "enlarged pupil and light sensitivity", but they all seemed surprised when I reported it (damn those side effects that could prevent FDA approval!) Surprisingly, I was the first one to notice it - about 2 hours after the lens was inserted - despite spending that full time with Danny and his parents. It was almost fully resolved (barely noticeable) by the time of my 10:00 pm follow-up exam.

In two weeks I have my final appointment. Approximately 3 weeks after, I should receive a check in the amount of $550... All in the name of science.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Laugh of the Day -- Why Alec won the Golden Globe

I love this show!

That's What She Said!

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Simpsons Grad Student Clip
Grad Students

Friday, February 02, 2007

Snow Day!










Thursday, February 01, 2007

Keep Dreaming!

No, I did not get the White Thursday I was dreaming of. But I did have snow today (flurries) on the way home from school. Who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

I'm dreaming...

...of a white Thursday.

I'm supposed to have a test tomorrow, but all I am studying are the radar maps! We haven't had any snow. About 15 school districts have already canceled Thursday classes. Our notification (if it comes) will not be until early morning, via email. I'm hopeful that classes will be canceled --- not to postpone the test, but to potentially delay my final lab practical for a week (back to the original date). For some reason our professor decided to move 2 lab groups' practicals forward one week from the originally scheduled dates. Normally it would be a blessing, but it was moved to a week chock-full-o-tests!

In other news: my Chinese professor today said 'Rods in the Retina", but with his accent it came off as "Rods in the Rectum." *ouch*

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The Office - You're So Damn Hot by OK Go

Monday, January 29, 2007

OK Go - Invincible Dwight
It's a phenomenon!
ok go lego treadmill
OK Go Ping Pong Tips
ok go - a million ways

Here's another video from Ok Go off the same album as the treadmill one...
How to Wash A Cat

Friday, January 26, 2007

I like how it is described as a "double-spaced manifesto" and "12-point, Chicago-fonted magnum opus"

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

But still.....

AGI has to be my top choice.

Hope I can get on there. It should help having my friend Nate up there to put in a good word for me.

An account of my recent misadventures

When I started grad school and was awarded an assistantship, I was already working in a lab on campus as an hourly employee. They had to move me to a salaried employee since I could not be both hourly and salaried through the university. So a year and a half ago, we spend a couple of days trying to work things out and finally got it worked out that the MABE would pay all of my tuition and I could get a smaller assistantship through the IE dept for about 8 hours per week of work in the campus lab. If I was paid any more that that through my IE assistantship, they would have to split the cost of my tuition with MABE, which they didn't have the money to do. Having explained that, on to the more recent news....

I got a call last Wednesday at about 4:00 from my boss, Dave, who told me he had just gotten an email from one of the secretaries in the IE dept that I was being dropped from my assistantship with the MABE dept. This was a big issue for them because if it were true, my tuition waiver that was being payed by MABE would be taken away and all or part of my tuition would need to be picked up from the accounts for the on campus lab. They don't have the funds for this, so it was indeed a major issue that needed to get straightened out. I emailed Dr. Smith hoping to get a response by early Thursday morning since he is in charge of making the GA assignments for MABE. I never received any notice that I was not going to have an assistanship this semester, especially since Dr. Johnson had contacted me a few days before to ask me to teach a lab for him again. I never heard anything from Dr. Smith, so I went by his office Thursday afternoon. He confirmed that I was being dropped from my GA position because the three guaranteed semesters had run out (even though they are good for three semesters for a Master's student, I had heard from numerous professors that if you got a GA position you would have it until you finished your degree, so I didn't think I was going to lose it). I explained to him that Dr. Johnson had wanted me to teach one of the 345 lab sections for him (my section was the next day) and wanted to confirm that someone else had been lined up to teach it. He said it had already been taken care of and suggested if I wanted extra money to check with a few professors he named that needed graders for a class they were teaching. Apparently they have a shortage of GA's this semester and aren't giving out any new ones and need students to work for $10 as graders. So I went to look into this with a professor I had worked for last semester and agreed to be a grader for him. Just out of courtesy, I emailed Dr. Johnson to confirm what Dr. Smith had said and that there would be someone else teaching the lab section the next day since I didn't want no one to show up to lead the lab. Dr. Johnson replied back and was in disbelief because he still had me down as the teacher for that lab section and sounded a little pissed towards Dr. Smith asking him to let him know if he had hired someone else for it. This amazed me, but it really shouldn't have since I know how damn disorganized that whole department is anyway. So, when Dr. Smith finally looked into it he stated he had made a mistake and I was teaching the 345 lab section. Okay, that's great, but there is no way in hell I'm going to teach a section of that as an hourly employee without a tuition waiver when the other students doing the same job (there are 4 sections of the lab in that class) and getting a tuition waiver. So I wanted to clarify that I would be a GA and not hourly. After another long wait, Smith finally said I was to have the same stipend and tuition waiver I had during previous semesters.

So it seems that had worked out, but I was prepared for another twist in the story considering he didn't know what the hell he was talking about the first time I had gone to talk to him. So I met with my boss Dave and the guys at SIRC Friday morning to fill them in on the story and try to make some calls to ensure everything was straightened out. We called around to the IE office to confirm I was back listed as a GA through MABE, but the didn't show it. So Dave explained what had happened so far and basically said we were trying to do this covertly without talking to Smith to see if he was telling the truth or still full of it and clueless. So the IE secretary called one of the MABE secretaries she was friends with to try and clear it all up. The MABE office had no record that I was to be kept on their payroll as a GA, so she had to call Smith to make sure. Finally, it seems they have confirmed it all and I do have my GA position this semester. What a hell of a headache. I seriously do not know how they MABE department operates on a day-to-day basis....I really don't.

In addition, where I had thought Dave had been hinting around at offering me a job at SIRC before, I had not heard anything from him like that two or three months. When we were meeting in his office last Friday trying to get all of thsi straightened out, he asked me what I was doing after graduation. I replied "I don't know," and he said "Well, before you decide anything talk to us because we might have something here for you....if you are interested." I said I was very interested so hopefully that is an almost guaranteed job. Not sure of the pay or anything, but it would be a good, easy-going, low-stress place to work. All the benefits of a small business, my own office with a window, getting to stay local and be around family, and much lower cost of living than most of the places I would be applying for jobs so I would probably be able to buy a house almost right away.

Have a beer with you best friend...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/22/beer.dogs.ap/index.html

Monday, January 22, 2007

WHEN CATS ATTACK!!!

Aaak!

I got an offer to change to the new version of Blogger, which I did, and now I get a runaround every time I try to post a comment. Has anyone else had this problem, andwhat can I do about it? Just tried to post a comment to Rob's cartoon, and sort of got bumped off without it posting.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

I'm a puppy...

You Are A: Puppy!

puppy dogBeloved by all, puppies are energetic, playful, and loving. Your friendly nature is part of what makes you a puppy. Known for their loyalty, puppies make great pets for young and old alike. And an innocent puppy face can melt anyone's heart!

You were almost a: Kitten or a Turtle
You are least like a: Squirrel or a ParakeetWhat Cute Animal Are You?

Friday, January 19, 2007

I'm a monkey!

You Are A: Monkey!

monkeyMonkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who eats a wide range of food, is quick to learn new things and loves to climb. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is her gregarious personality!

You were almost a: Kitten or a Squirrel
You are least like a: Turtle or a GroundhogDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Not-so-cheap entertainment

In an effort to discourage inappropriate behavior (peeing on my kitchen floor and getting on the counters) I purchased a Scat Mat ( and an extension), which arrived yesterday. It uses a small electrical current to create a static shock if they (or I) touch it. I put it on the lowest setting and tried it out. I've had much worse shocks at Wal-Mart, where during cold weather I get a zap every time I touch a shelf. One that about straightens my hair. A nd I can ratchet this thing up a couple of notches if needed.

So last night I laid the two mats out and hoped for the best. I had hardly turned my back when I saw, out of the corner of my eye, Emily jump way back past the fridge then look accusingly back at the kitchen floor. That behavior was repeated by several felines throughout the course of the evening. Who would've thought that Lardo Bimbo can jump like a gazelle? Or that Annie has a 24-inch vertical leap from a standing four-pawed launch? The best part is seeing them try to figure out what the heck happened.

I worried about Fatty, but she seems to manage as well as or better than the others. They all skirt the bar as they head for the food dish. (They'll get a new challenge when I turn the bar around this weekend.)

Quite entertaining, and seems to be working for now.
Wonder if these things come in room size?

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Mom's fear of worms...

...is called Scoleciphobia.

Do you suffer from...

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

Say this 3 times fast...

Sixth sick sheik's sixth sheeps sick.

Danny found this on website. It is supposed to be the hardest tounge-twister out there.
We can't say it one time fast --- Danny can't even say it one time slow!

Operation Acoustic Kitty

Click here to read

My favorite part of this story...(read on)

Rescued boy's parents hail Missouri 'miracle'

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (CNN) -- Shawn Hornbeck smiled broadly at a news conference with his mom and stepdad Saturday, less than a day after they took him home, four years after he went missing.

"We're glad to have him home," said Pam Akers, choking back tears. "Shawn is a miracle here."

Shawn was found Friday in an apartment near St. Louis, Missouri, with William Ben Ownby, a 13-year-old known as Ben who had been missing since Monday.

"This is one of those rare rare things. To have one missing child found is just extraordinary," said Shawn's stepfather, Craig Akers. "To have two found at the same time is one of those things -- you don't even read about things like that."

"It's been like a dream. We're so fortunate. This is a prime example of why I've told everyone in this situation not to give up hope," Craig Akers told reporters as he teared up. He spoke in a room decorated with balloons and posters that read "Miracles do happen."

Shawn was last seen riding his bike to a friend's house in October 2002.

A suspect, 41-year-old Michael J. Devlin, was arrested Friday and has been charged with one count of first-degree kidnapping, said Franklin County Prosecutor Robert Parks.

Devlin was being held on $1 million bail, and more charges are likely, Parks said.

Craig Akers said: "It's hard to believe that somebody could be that brazen and just boggles my mind that somebody can just get away with it. This has been going on for four years, and he's been under our nose this whole time."

The boys were found in Kirkwood, Missouri, about an hour away from the Akers' home in Richwoods.

It is not clear what happened to the boys while they were with Devlin, but Craig Akers said Shawn had not been to school during the years he's been missing.

"All the questions will come later," said Pam Akers. "We're just trying to absorb that he's home."

The news conference was set up quickly to give hope to parents whose children were still missing, Craig Akers said. He remembered the day Utah teenager Elizabeth Smart was found -- on March 12, 2003, nearly a year after being kidnapped.

"I remember how much that raised our hopes, how much fuel that gave us to keep going," Akers said.

Boy told police who he was

The break came, thanks to a rusty white Nissan pickup truck that matched the description of that sought in the disappearance of Ben, last seen getting off his school bus in Franklin County, near St. Louis.

Two police officers in suburban Kirkwood went to a residence at the apartment complex to serve an unrelated warrant and spotted the pickup, Toelke told reporters. (Watch how police found the boys Video)

"That resulted in the recovery," Toelke said.

Shawn identified himself to officers, Toelke said. He said Shawn's appearance had changed so much that he didn't recognize the boy.

"He looked like he'd probably grown quite a bit. He was a little taller and his hair was darker," he said.

"I'm sure the parents would have recognized him, but if he'd have walked into the office I don't know that I would have."

Video footage taken at the Franklin County Sheriff's Office showed both boys getting out of a vehicle. Ben's relatives met him at the sheriff's office, and police were notifying Shawn's family, Toelke said. (Watch the boys being escorted into the building Video)

He said officers brought the boys Twinkies and doughnuts after they arrived at the sheriff's office.

Authorities divulged few details regarding the recovery, the investigation or the suspect.

"There's a lot of things that we don't know right now," Toelke said.

But he called the recoveries a "complete surprise. ... To have two endings like this is just unbelievable."

Chris Diamond, who shortly after the disappearance in 2002 co-founded the Shawn Hornbeck Foundation for families of missing children, told CNN's Larry King that the foundation's volunteers were ecstatic.

"Hundreds and hundreds of volunteers have helped search. We have scoured so many acres and acres of areas. We have tips from all over the country. We have just searched for him and we've never given up."

"There's kind of a gut feeling," Diamond added. "I had a feeling that hopefully one day we would have the kind of reunion that we're having tonight."

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Mom's 12 Days of Christmas!

The Twelve Cats of Christmas

Ok, sing along, cat lovers!

On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree
My 12 cats were laughing at me

On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands
and my 12 cats laughing at me

On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree
12 cats a-climbing
11 broken branches
10 tinsel hairballs
9 chewed-through light strings
8 shattered ornaments
7 half-dead rodents
6 fallen angels
5 shredded gifts
4 males a-spraying
3 missing Wise Men
2 mangled garlands

and my 12 cats laughing at me!

That's Wierd!

Humans on display at Australian zoo.

Where is everyone?

Does no one have anything interesting (or otherwise) to post?
It's snowing here this morning and all the trees are beautiful.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Happy Bleepin' New Year

Hope you rang in the New Year better than I did. Simba was begging for water from the bathroom faucet (as usual) so I turned on a drip for him and then came back to the front of the house and promptly forgot about it. About 11:45 (some 3 hours later) I started to bed and saw water in the hallway in front of my bathroom and heard an ominous drip, drip, drip ... The plug in the sink was closed and it doesn't have an overflow hole ... so it had filled up and run over for a long time ... besides the hall, the whole bathroom floor was full of water. So I started the new year by soaking up water and mopping up and draining drawers (yes, they were full too) until 2 a.m.

Hope this is not a preview of things to come ...

On the brighter side, I guess, I just ordered my two textbooks I'll need from half.com, and one of them is coming from Cordova, Tenn.

Hope your New Year is good.

Sunday, December 31, 2006

Matrix Ping-Pong

Pug Bowling

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Pachelbel Rant

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Scrubs - My Charlie Brown Christmas

I already tried to post this once this morning and it still hasn't shown up, so here it goes again...

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Danny asks: "Can I put this on my resume?"

You were named TIME magazine's "Person of the Year" on Saturday for the explosive growth and influence of user-generated Internet sites such as YouTube, Facebook and MySpace. You were chosen over Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, North Korea's Kim Jong Il and Donald Rumsfeld. Congratulations.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

Next Year's Holiday Spot...

Mark your calendars... Next December we go to *CLICK HERE*

Poor "Manny"

Just as we figured...

Saturday, December 02, 2006

A Christmas Story revisited

Stepped out of the office this afternoon to see the 2006 Scott County Christmas Parade pass by ... it was way too much like the one Ralphie and his family attended in the opening scenes of the movie ...

Every fire truck in the county was there, and all had to hit their horns frequently, in case any of us still had a tad of hearing remaining ... I hope no one in the county had a housefire while this parade was going on ... some guy had backed his rattly pickup truck next to the street in our parking lot, tailgate down, and he was letting four little boys (all ages 8-10, I'd guess) run totally wild .. they were running along our retaining wall, wrestling each other in the street while picking up candy, etc., almost got run over by a float twice, and being typical rowdy little boys, I suppose, but it sure got on my nerves. There must have been 50 beauty queens (I use the term quite lightly) of one variety or another ... a wide array of homecoming queens, buy-a-trophy pageant winners, Fairest of the Fairs, and plenty that I'd never heard of (I wonder if they were invented?).

It was a LONG parade, as usual, (probably more entries than in the Knoxville parade), and aside from the aforementioned fire trucks and wannabe beauty queens, there were a few (but not many) floats, old cars, three antique tractors, and about 10 horses, one of whom dropped several large steamy horse apples right in front of our office. (The little boys were so caught up in the excitement that I thought they were going to run out and grab those, too.) The Oneida High School/Junior High School Band was the only musical entry, with a total of 21 playing members, and it was about 3/4 of the way toward the back. They got new uniforms (last year?) and they look like crap ... very cheap looking.

Oh, and one float was closely followed by what appeared to be a homeless man transporting his personal effects in a grocery cart.

Yep, a typical Christmas Parade in Scott County ... don't you miss it?

Sunday, November 19, 2006

O Tannenbaum

It's Christmas time at the Stone house... Here are a few pics of our first Christmas tree.





Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Feastin' with the Roys

Yesterday I mailed the deposit for our McMinnville Holiday Getaway (2006 edition), so we're officially on! Be sure to mark your calendar for the days of December 28-31, as we will be spending the nights of Dec. 28, 29 and 30 in beautiful Warren County, Tennessee.

I was thinking about our meals (aren't I always?). We will be there for three evening meals, and there are three of you Roy kids, so I want each of you to choose the menu for one night. Consultation with spouse/children, when applicable.

Post your food choices on the blog, and in case of duplication, first one to post gets dibs!

(One reason for this is so I/we can plan what additional pans, spices, etc. we might need to take with us. We DO want to eat good, if not fancy, while we're there! ... and it's a long way to the store!)

Monday, November 13, 2006

i went to borders and barnes & noble tonight looking for one thing in particular, but ended up staying for a couple of hours looking at things. I love bookstores. My purchases consisted of a supplemental text for my dynamics class (what I originally went to get), "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking, a book about Ancient Egypt, and "The Portrait of Dorian Gray" by Oscar Wilde.

Driving back home I realized I might be a bigger nerd than I had thought...but hey, I like to learn.

There are also a couple of books about engineering in ancient history and a book about the history of how thoeries in physics came about during their respective times I am probably going to order online (they didn't have them in stock).

Not a good sign ...

My week is getting off to a crappy start (no pun intended!!). Spent yesterday from about 1 pm until 1 am (yes, I said that right) taking notes and trying to get part one of my sociology paper done. Victim that I am, I took on two parts because we don't have enough people to do everything that needs to be done. Worked on mine, plus offered suggestions to another who asked for some input. Got mine in rough draft form, but was totally pooped (another pun!) when I went to bed and couldn't get to sleep.

But the best part is --- OUR SEWER LINE IS GURGLING AND BUBBLING AGAIN!!
I'm afraid to flush or take a bath because I sure don't want it to be coming back up in my bathtub, shower, dishwasher, or kitchen/bathroom sinks. I don't need that mess to deal with. Called the city this morning from 7:15 on and never did get an answer. So I called the town offices across the lobby and guess what! the water/sewer department is not working today because Saturday was Veteran's Day! Holy S#@*!!

Sure hope it's uphill from here ... oh, I forgot, as a good friend once remarked, there's only two things you need to know about plumbing: Hot goes on the left, and S#@* won't run uphill.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Finals Week...

It's going to be rough... Here's my schedule:

Monday 8-10 am - Monocular Sensory Processes (90,62,33)
Tuesday 10:30-12:30 - Optics of the Eye I (86,53,20)
Wednesday 8-10 am - Histology (94,71,48)
Thursday 8-10 am - Introduction to Optometry (100,89,55)
Thursday 1-3 pm - Theory and Methods I (N/A,74,42)
Friday 8-10 am - Human Gross Anatomy (90,40,0)

The numbers in parentheses are the minimum grades that will get me an A, B, or keep me "in the game" with a C in each class. Some of the finals count 40 and 44 percent of the course grade. *yikes*

Wish me luck!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Office Space: Recut

No More Fruitcake

A www ... The Fruitcake Lady died. Did you know she was Truman Capote's aunt?


http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The%5FTonight%5FShow%5Fwith%5FJay%5FLeno/fruitcake%5Flady/

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Feedback

Name: Lauren Joy Stone
Date: 11/03/06
Examiner: Savoy

Score: 80
PASS: X
FAIL:

COMMENTS:

Unfortunately, your score is low b/c you ran out of time.
HOWEVER, please do not get discouraged as your testing was close to flawless on the completed items.
Lighting control & patient instructions were outstanding

Signature: R Savoy

Saturday, November 04, 2006

"Sick" Opener

Thursday I tried to leave for school when the garage door got stuck about halfway up. There was just barely enough room to get my car our (perhaps bending the antenna). I was able to quickly figure out how to shut the door manually with the release cord. Danny looked at it that night and decided to buy a part to repair it. Below are photos of the gears, old and new. After repair and some lubrication, our garage door is in tip top (and QUIET) shape!


Thursday, November 02, 2006

My Results (Second Verse Same as the First, i.e. Rob's)


Congratulations, Joy!
Your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. And that's just some of what we know about you from your IQ results.

not reliable source, but still fun...

I know this is not a truly accurate test, but still fun:
IQ Test


Congratulations, Robert!
Your IQ score is 136


Your Intellectual Type is Visual Mathematician. This means you are gifted at spotting patterns — both in pictures and in numbers. These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, which is why people trust your instincts and turn to you for direction — especially in the workplace.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Have you ever...?

Danny and I just saw a commercial for cotton seed. That's a first for both of us.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

24 Season 6 Trailer

I want one.....

I want one...

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Tis' the Season...

Okay, maybe my post indicates Christmas Season, but around here Halloween seems to be a season in itself. So, in the spirit of the season Danny and I carved (and "Dremel"ed) us a few punkins. Guess which one belongs to whom...

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

for your consideration

finally a new Christopher Guest movie!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Tennessee Manatee?

You should have received an email from me about this (via WMC-TV in Memphis). Here's a photo.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Fraggle Rock

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061020/film_nm/fraggle_dc_1

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

My Favorite!

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Does anyone else find this disturbing...or funny?


I was looking at halloween costumes on the internet, and came across a family selling last year's homemade Monsters Inc. costumes. Check out THIS photo. That kid's getting a little fresh, don't you think?

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Whew!

I was typing class notes for a Tuesday test and so not paying full attention to the game, but I do believe the UT-Georgia game last night must rank among the all-time best. Whadda y'all think?

Saturday, October 07, 2006

Stuff

Long time no update (from me)

Spending the weekend alone (with Danny watching PFHS Band compete in Seymour) has left me with much time to do with what i will. So far I have: 1) slept in until around 9 am, 2) had breakfast, 3) fed fish, 4) checked email, 5) made a table of info for my contribution to our small group project for a class, 6) cleaned the fish tank, 7) made some veggie/beef soup, 8) put rest of package of ground beef into two separate containers in the freezer, 9) ate yummy soup, 10) nap for about 2 hours, 11) check mail, 12) pay bills, 12) prepare to blog...

I thought if I typed it all out in a list form it would make my day seem more productive. Later I plan to start my ferocious study plan for the next two weeks. *yippee*

Got something in the mail that I recommend to all of you. Danny actually informed me about it, and unfortunately only one per household is available so he can't benefit. Go here to sign up for Bausch and Lomb's Wear and Care Program. I think it is a program arising from the fungal outbreak (still never confirmed to be from their product). They will mail you (6-8 weeks) 12 free contact lens cases, stickers to put on your calendar to remind you to change your lenses, a $1.00 off coupon for Ocuvite Adult/Adult-50 supplements, a $2.50 OFF coupon for Renu Multiplus/Multi-Purpose solution (if anyone uses this tell me and I will send you mine --- We use Opti-Free Replenish b/c supposed to be best for my silicone lenses), and Renu Multi-Plus rewetting drops (you are supposed to use the same brand rewetting drops as solution b/c of difference in preservatives causing issues, so if you want mine, again, let me know). There is also a CD to show you how to take care of your lenses/eyes and a sticker to put on your mirror to remind you how to clean properly. I've been rinsing my case out with HOT water after I take out my lenses and allowing to air dry (gets rid of the crap left over from storing lenses in solution overnight).


This was our backyard guest one afternoon.













Here are some photos from Steve and Ashley's Wedding:









Thursday, October 05, 2006

Beacon Article

This was a story on the front page of the beacon. Though you all might want to read it.

http://dailybeacon.utk.edu/showarticle.php?articleid=50575

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Shades of Ralphie . . .

Got an "A++" on my political science paper on the Senatorial election. (Brag, brag!) If anyone wants to get a comparison of Corker v. Ford, just let me know ... I have the lowdown.

Now, if I can do even close to that well on my Business Law test tomorrow night . . . I'm just hoping for even a low A.

Put yer hands up!

So is this some kind of Mexican Standoff to see who will finally post the next entry? It's been 10 days, so okay, I GIVE UP!!